Sunday, March 13, 2011

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A good start ...

Yes, because if the season starts with a good performance, there is hope for all subsequent ascents: a bit 'of optimism in this gloomy weekend does not hurt.
because the size of our group is this: once it happens to one, when another, who must be prodded a little on a Sunday, the next time becomes the friend of the moment that takes away from the couch during the digestion of Sunday lunch ...
And so we do not stop in front of the pioggierucola, and if not to the mythical cave where you can manage to pay the proper duty of the first hand on the rock this year? The environment is
always disturbing, but now not only for the severity of climbing, the dark, damp and strange presences, but also for the geological events that have shaken the entrance.
A little scared, and with debt of luck, but we will try to capitalize on the output and hence the Nando proves good fit, go up the alley without his flinching and also allows me to wind it without too much rock of infamy on the first season. Besides training and style, as you can see from below, are different, they complement ...
Of course the company was also part of Clare, who loves both the environment of the abandoned quarry enthusiasm with the warmth of home, overcoming rain, mud, brambles and landslide, and then the wet wall, where it was more defense with flying colors.
So on this blog just images of snow-capped peaks, pristine slopes that stand out against the sky blue? We have already reached the "change of season?
Perhaps it is too early to say ...
For now, a year ago (Please check the post in March 2010) we still inspired by the image of her granddaughter who was sleeping blissfully yesterday: "... a stands in the Lech, you'll fe of my lach! !! "
Hello everyone
Marco

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

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of Defeat "that my oia" and a Saturday flight from ordinary

Friday evening, while half asleep I look in the TG came a phone call. Obviously I do not get up until I understand the other person look just me. And 'the lawyer asked me to Barbarossa for the following day. I suddenly shatters the assumption of a lazy Saturday waiting for the Sunday feast, as we are invited to the wedding of Charles and Michi. Should I prepare
backpack, skis and take the thousand, but the fundamental objects (laces, rampant, ARTVA, sunglasses, lip stick, buffer, gloves, etc..) Scattered to the four winds between my room and box room "for guests ". Are missing for three weeks, Etna from the Gita. Blend one thought in my head ... "that my oia.
But the lawyer pleading and the good weather is expected, do not try to castle and signs unconditional surrender. The morning part
Teveno direction, in utter grayness ... to the bridge of the ridge the clouds thin out and the blue sky peeps, to break Castione, where coffee and then reaches two away Scalve. Climb pitch quiet, but steady, I'm surprised I was thinking more burst. We are about almost by themselves, and we enjoy this corner of Scalve unusually deserted. At the bottom is Saturday and that "my oia the" must have thought so many.
On the latest bumps can be felt the first warm and gives a little 'leg, but overall you get the locking line to the right of Barbarossa well. First trip of 33 years, celebrated with a commemorative self-timer. Then a timer for the two deputy, which, although always busy, never give up. We go down on bad snow. The machine we find a character that tells of an unlikely car crash at Gavia, perplexed the salute and we enjoy a beer at the bar "library" of Teveno. While speaking to tell the bartender surprised Etna ... "ahhh, but you Alura oter Chei dol Regazzoni, weekdays at pasada de ... smirks, we have seen up to Teveno, the media power.
Basically what good friends? To break the boxes in the comfort of Veneda a Saturday night special and make you ordinary ...

Departure warm, spring day is


Glimpses of Scalve


We climb in perfect solitude




A look at the wall, thinking back to the story the bivouac on a bracket


Looking North


Thirty and still there!


arrives Fabio ...


teeeeee Here we are .... did you see them?


Gambetta hard downhill, but the snow was really unwatchable


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EVENING PARK OROBIE


invitation to all friends of the blog:

Group Mountaineering Presolana with the Patronage of Scanzorosciate, Culture and Library Department, promotes understanding of the two evenings Orobie Park to be held in Bergamo at 21.00 at GAP

Tuesday, March 15
Origin, historical evolution and current status of Orobie Park. The flora, fauna and fauna of the lower Park Orobie Bergamo. Tuesday, March 22

Conservation of flora in the Park Orobie Bergamasche
The return of the wolf and bear in Orobie Bergamo.

Speakers: Juri Belotti, Clare Crothers, Laura Rocchi
(Ente Parco Orobie - University of Milan and Pavia)

Be sure and spread the invitation.
We look forward to.

PS The image should be a grizzly, not really "orobico doc", but it makes it a good idea of \u200b\u200bthe possible matches in our mountains!

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

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Uttenheim - Villa Ottone 2011

If, as they say, the memory image is deposited in each of us and is one to which we link some of the our feelings, well, a short stay in Uttenheim - Villa Ottone, so many memories were rekindled in a chorus of emotions ...



Yeah, why so many beautiful moments of joviality and good company, lived with friends of many times during Easter holidays spent in the Ahrntal not materialize as soon as appearing furrowed the door of ...



Here, it was a little like going back fifteen years, be there in the lobby waiting for a fall down stairs Nando more whiskers, a more paffuttello Daniel, a Luke who does not speak English, or even that comes with a ready wit Bani or your father comes to park right in front of the Opel Kadett red, just in time to remove from the ski a couple long axes of two meters from the trunk or remove the inevitable ball ....



I assure you that was not enough even to ring the bell of the counter, because such an effect would cease. In fact, for the duration of the dinner in the dining room seemed to flutter the voices of the big company to dominate the orobica obsequious silence of the Germans, or again, the call of the old Kellnerin motto: "You do not manggiaa? piaccee you do not?".
The same feeling, then, did not fail to recur in the parlor, where, under the stage and in front of the unfortunate animals to the classic beer Forst, seemed to be waiting for a partner for the call or trump the inevitable slice of the Balzer dove .....


The next day, even on the slopes of Plan de Corones, among a multitude of varied ski it seemed to constantly chasing someone with a dress - 90 - ........ but perhaps not the fugitive was none other than the sweet memory of long ago .......





..... however, not nostalgia that pace in some places they can hide, here is my happy and special that I deserved smiles drinking his beer and urged them to new adventures ......





2011 - Villa Ottone. Hello
Fabio

Monday, March 7, 2011

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Ferrante


Last Sunday there were those who were celebrating carnival. married couples, we, finally, a beautiful sunny day and spring snow on our Orobie.
The company was restricted in the true sense of the word, because in five, with skis and equipment inside the Scenic not the result we were certainly plenty of space, but it had already been tested, so the important thing is the enthusiasm of ride on snow!

A Coleraine lose no time in the chair lift to Polzone Hut and then skiers and ski free on Sunday to Val Conchetta. The snow is still abundant, well-plotted to the ascent of the Piz breast, which we leave to our right.
Fontanamora reach the pitch and to respect the roadmap does not climb to the summit of Vigna Vaga, but still go back briefly to the Ferrante, to win the line of descent that takes us Valscura.

And here before tackling the descent image showing two of the protagonists of this tour: the two Ferrante!


Valzurio The descent to the snow is on well-turned, he says, short of full satisfaction.

course the beautiful slopes then they serve: the ascent to Cima Bianca, and then the tracks that will bring us back in the valley of Coleraine, in the very hot sun of midday, there is puffing a little ...
However, a step at a time, we are not too compared to non-deductible "onesie" that we encounter along the way, including the legendary "Falco" Savoldelli touring version. Meanwhile Presolana and its north-western edge and encourage us at the top, after a sip of water, tea or coca-cola (depending on taste), with some variations off the track, we return to the legendary Scenic!
Hello to all ... to the next!

Sunday, March 6, 2011

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Etna Tour, touring in the heart of the Mediterranean.

Like some good wines, the stories of some slopes need to rest, to be able to taste all the flavors the flavors and nuances, not only grasp the point immediately. So I decided to wait and let it emerge as the best that has been able to offer this three days in Sicily.
For me, I already knew those places, was immersed in a journey back in a familiar, but which of course I missed the winter look. I saw sights that I met loved ones and friends in Sicily, making me taste again with a little 'nostalgia for "the good old days" of doctoral Etna.
The volcano can fill in its many shades of colors of spring, cool in summer and winter whitewash. He can be bleak and desert at the summit, As lush and warm on the slopes. The volcano as well as its people is both elusive and hospitable. Sea and mountains, lava and ice, and lunar landscapes woods ..... this is Etna, a giant embedded in the summit of 3300 m north of Sicily. The rigid
news does not make sense, it would be a list. I prefer to let slip the thoughts in no particular order. Like a good wine. There is no order ... a fragrance catch before the other does not make a list.
Accompanied by Joseph fantastic volcanic guide, we climb to the summit craters from Rifugio Sapienza on the first day, and following the NO side of the second, going from Piano Provenzana. In half to a wonderful ... a cone "imperfect" that dominates the stretch of sea from Taormina to Catania, where the view spans 360 degrees. Coni whitewashed interrupt smooth sides, east to the Valle del Bove, a huge depression as a sort of spooned that has taken away half the slope. Transformed snow in some places worked in others, a lunar landscape. The view opens the heart and mind. Put on your skis, but look at the sea ... a unique experience for us, come to associate the northern sea to the flip-flops and shorts to the beach towel ... in short summer. Coming on top of already know what to expect ... the central crater, there in less than a yard ... we we are used to ridge bordering the ground horizontally from the wall and the vertical world ... here are the ports that are of ... depression smoking impression. The other surprise is large, as well as satisfaction, including mine. As shown in the important occasions of the pennant GAP, the group photo. I toss in a "living Garibaldi" between the general laughter. The easy-going shipment of 12 has reached its target ..
The descent from the craters is incredible, perfect snow, slip speed along the ridges, everyone chooses their line ... between all the "Boss" by his best ... in the throes of rapture of freedom, in our jargon "of ignorance, "every now takes to cut diagonally, moves away from the group launched in egg, then draws coils like crazy in some places, that decides the ideal in his head, and then falls like a boomerang, among others. Others are made ... is the style of the "Senators." I instead choose the channels I cones, I like their perfect 45-degree slope. See your knees close to the hillside, huddled as they are, in reverse air, savoring that perfect moment of "suspension", where everything is uncertain and can close a perfect curve or find yourself eating snow on the ground. Basically I feel a little 'me' this side of the volcano and I choose to spend. I'm happy.
the evening will be at sea ... from 3350 to 0 m in a couple of hours.
Day, busy towns and great pine forests, punctuated by lava fields. The sun continues to accompany us. The landscape to the north, is more wild. Again gaze turns to the sea, the Calabria, the Aeolian Islands ... that wonderful place! We climb the volcano is still the same but change the perspective, the landscapes, the distances over us .. NO sfumacchia as the crater of an old locomotive ever closer we get there ... a little below, far beyond the observatory Pizzi Deneri. Again, shaking hands, close and compact. Here the descent is almost perfect. We are not in snow, but we can leave our paths in the snow, coils that create the personal style of each person who will read, some powerful, some precise, some impetuous. And then down channels, depressions, bumps. A small injury to Valentino leaves us apprehensive, but then everything is solved over a plate of pasta with a final toast.
From there I make an appointment and leave all at the airport, I go to see Stephen Catania and a coffee from the Mr Pink, the best espresso in the world. As I reach the other, ia riding a scooter with the bag over the shoulder of the Cross (the bypass!), Thoughts crowd. Once again I wonder how Etna can exercise so great a charm. Once again the giant steaming watches me.

first light on the volcano ..















coastal views from the ski Etna South















Classes of volcanology by Joseph, our guide.















Towards the top, the crater of Southeast















Last tiring slopes of mountains and sea ...















take off your skis, shortly thereafter we will be at the top ..















Here are the top 12 beautiful like the sun! Mountaineering Group Presolana ... what else?















And then slips down ... Clare and ethereal light snow turned















Day two .. departure from plan provenzana
new landscapes, wild and immense ...
The locomotive puffs and shows us the way ...

salts salts and never come ... what has m Etna this great!
Our ends up here ... but the fun goes down
final table at the shelter. The basket of bread on top I finished I